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[mangofandango]

Does anyone else ever watch any of "Everyday Italian" on the Food Network? Why does practically every single phrase that comes out of Giada DeLaurentiis' mouth sound so porntastic? She's not just enjoying that mozzerella cheese, she's *really into* that mozzerella cheese. When she tastes something and then talks about how great it feels in her mouth, I start to think she's doing it on purpose. Actually, her always-perfectly-displayed cleavage add to that feeling, too. Yet she seems so innocently interested in showing me how to cook things. She's a bit confusing, that minx.

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[quixotic.livejournal.com]

i think they definitely do it on purpose. i mean, there have been a few occasions where i have said something like "do you ever watch that porn cooking show on food network?" and they always know which show i'm talking about. they play that swanky porn music while she's chopping vegetables, and they always show sexy close-ups on the food and emphasize all the sizzling cooking noises and stuff.

[mangofandango.livejournal.com]

You're totally right - they are really, really good at food porn on that show. Oddly, I never really questioned the food part being porny. I just have never seen a host act so literally turned on by her own cooking- it's impressive. ;)

[quixotic.livejournal.com]

yeah.. it's the whole package of giada's pornyness with the food's pornyness. the best is the combination. like, giada will toss some onions in a pan and they close up on them and crank up the seductive sizzling noise and show them cooking and play a little porn music, then they'll cut to giada looking a little bit too happy about the onions and she'll be like "mmmm i love that smell!" while leaning over the pan, revealing her cleavage just so. she clearly knows what kind of show she's going for and whoever puts it all together is really skilled at making the package as porny as possible.

[mangofandango.livejournal.com]

Right, and while being totally deniable, so that like, my mom would watch it. (I mean, Giada never comes right out and finishes the thought: "This mascarpone is so delicious - it feels so good and creamy in my mouth. I want to spread it all over you and then eat it off, slowly. Also, check out my tits. They're great, aren't they? I bet they'd feel good in your mouth, too.")

Okay sorry I just had to do it. :)

[allypopsicle.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thank you for that.

[mangofandango.livejournal.com]

Any time, yo, any time. ;)

[frolicnaked.livejournal.com]

This. Because, you know, Paula Deen -- my favorite Food Network celeb -- and she gets really into her food, too, and has been known to make some moans of porntastic proportions. But with fewer visible boobs, the effect is just not the same.

[rachelish.livejournal.com]

I've seen very little of this show, but your entry made me laugh a lot :)

[waterbaby83.livejournal.com]

hehe i am a fan of any entry that ends in "that minx." :)