VOTE IN THE FANDOM STEEL CAGE MATCH, ROUND 1Abed vs. Jim Halpert!

Because he thinks inflection is SOOOO interesting!
Because he will Don Draper your ass and you WILL LIKE IT.
Because there is a version of himself that is a really, really silly looking vampire.
Because his dad is Glee's Principal Figgins.
Because he will sit quietly for two days just because a friend asked him to.

Also because even though Jim is cute like a puppy and just had a baby, he will back your decision to settle for your shitty job and abandon your art school dreams, and he will BUY YOU A HOUSE without your input. Also, he is just not Batman.
Additionally, VOTE BUFFY SUMMERS.
Because she died twice, and she's still fighting (and still pretty).
Because she is the Chosen One.
Because there are only two things she doesn’t believe in – coincidences and leprechauns.
Because she is a hot chick with superpowers.
Because she wears stylish-yet-affordable boots.
Because she shared her power with hundreds of girls all over the world.
Because she saved the world a lot.
Lastly, I must express that I totally voted for Samantha Carter over Dean Winchester even though I honestly don't know who she is. This is not because I dislike Dean - in fact, I like him a lot and he is certainly the Winchester I prefer. But he won last year, and SPN fans are SCARY CRAZY so he'll have plenty of rabid support... and it's time for a different contender, ok? Plus, from what I hear, this Sam chick is cool. I bet I'll like her sometime, if I get around to watching her show. So yeah.
Now I am off to do actual work which will result in actual money (data entry yay!) so I will stop playing fandom games now. :) But I will eat a coconut-based ice cream sandwich while I do it, OH YES INDEEDY.