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[mangofandango]

Seen on the cover of this month's Cosmo, the headline "How Long Guys Want Sex To Last".

Several things ran through my mind:

*I bet they will say the answer is precisely 7 minutes and 43 seconds, for all guys, everywhere.

*Next time, I'm calling it quits precisely when Cosmo tells me to. We'll see how that goes over! (What if I like to go longer, or shorter? Does that make me a slut? ;))

*Let me guess: it depends, and it varies! Common sense FTW!

*Allow me to read this article and then add the amount of time having sex takes to my list of Things Cosmo Would Have Me Worry About While Trying To Have Sex. (I think Cosmo would have your inner monologue go something like this: "Is this the best angle for him to be looking at me from? Maybe if I toss my hair around a little. Okay. I read that men like it when I ____, I'd better get to that. They also suggest a "swirl" here...there, okay, check. Must check his body language for signs that he's thinking of someone else right now/that he's gay/that he'd prefer to be boning unicorns - hmm, inconclusive. I must not be doing it right. Oh god my butt my butt he's looking at my butt OH NO, oh hey Cosmo says time's up!"

Shut up and enjoy yourself already, Cosmo girl.

Comments

[pmfreebern.livejournal.com]

I would take a shot in the dark and say that most men don't prefer to be boning unicorns unless they (the men) are very, very disturbed.

Unless you're trying to confuse me and "unicorn" is a metaphor.

[mangofandango.livejournal.com]

I am not trying to confuse you, I am trying to use a ridiculous example for the sake of humor. :) That said, maybe you've just never encountered a really hot unicorn.

[pmfreebern.livejournal.com]

You're right, I have never experienced anything like finding a really hot unicorn. ;)

[frolicnaked.livejournal.com]

My first thought: Who says my sex involves guys? :D

[mangofandango.livejournal.com]

Totes. Cosmo's heterocentrism is kind of a given, but it still sucks!

TORI HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU STOP HAVING SEX if there is no MAN involved?! ;)

[frolicnaked.livejournal.com]

Obviously, I borrowed one off the street to come watch, time us, and interject his opinion. Anything else would just be silly. :P