why don't you sit down on top of me?
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mangofandangoPopWatch lead me to this new Timbaland/50 Cent/JT video of futuristic porny sci-fi bizarreness. Timbaland is apparently in charge of the Matrix, Fiddy causes women to spontaneously orgasm in their cars while he watches from a distance, and JT...well, he's JT. Vaguely creepy, hanging around outside girls' doors...you know. Popwatch sez:
"After defrosting from their cryogenic chambers, mega-billionaires 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake, and Timbaland have established an advanced Big Brother state to help them spy on lovely ladies in futuristic lingerie. Still looking for a lead single to launch Curtis into the charts, 50 takes a break from the grind and decides to find some girls. He locks onto his target with a sniper rifle — the new-age analog of Cupid's bow and arrow — causing her to suffer dangerously powerful orgasms in her car as she leads him to a top-secret strip club. Here, the ladies fruitlessly blindfold his bionic eyes while Timbaland uses pre-cog technology stolen from the set of Minority Report to cycle through all of the X-rated CCTV footage he can get his hands on. (So much easier than opening multiple tabs in Firefox!) Meanwhile, JT hasn't fully adapted to the relaxed sexual mores of the new era — he's still an old-fashioned, one-woman kind of guy, so he stakes out his favorite cyber-chick's house and uses his all-powerful mouse pad to dispense with the foreplay."
And yeah, that just about sums it up in a bizarrely accurate fashion.
Wanna see?
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"After defrosting from their cryogenic chambers, mega-billionaires 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake, and Timbaland have established an advanced Big Brother state to help them spy on lovely ladies in futuristic lingerie. Still looking for a lead single to launch Curtis into the charts, 50 takes a break from the grind and decides to find some girls. He locks onto his target with a sniper rifle — the new-age analog of Cupid's bow and arrow — causing her to suffer dangerously powerful orgasms in her car as she leads him to a top-secret strip club. Here, the ladies fruitlessly blindfold his bionic eyes while Timbaland uses pre-cog technology stolen from the set of Minority Report to cycle through all of the X-rated CCTV footage he can get his hands on. (So much easier than opening multiple tabs in Firefox!) Meanwhile, JT hasn't fully adapted to the relaxed sexual mores of the new era — he's still an old-fashioned, one-woman kind of guy, so he stakes out his favorite cyber-chick's house and uses his all-powerful mouse pad to dispense with the foreplay."
And yeah, that just about sums it up in a bizarrely accurate fashion.
Wanna see?
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Date: 2007-08-07 09:46 pm (UTC)"I'm tired of using technology / So why don't you site down on top of me."
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT ALL MEANS?!
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Date: 2007-08-07 11:50 pm (UTC)that is probably going to be everyone's favorite line because of its sheer awesomeness
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Date: 2007-08-08 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-07 11:38 pm (UTC)"i'm tired of using technology. why don't you sit down on top of me?"
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Date: 2007-08-08 12:14 am (UTC)In fact, in honor of you and Tasha and your keen sense of awesome, that line is about to become the new subject of this post.