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Does anyone else ever watch any of "Everyday Italian" on the Food Network? Why does practically every single phrase that comes out of Giada DeLaurentiis' mouth sound so porntastic? She's not just enjoying that mozzerella cheese, she's *really into* that mozzerella cheese. When she tastes something and then talks about how great it feels in her mouth, I start to think she's doing it on purpose. Actually, her always-perfectly-displayed cleavage add to that feeling, too. Yet she seems so innocently interested in showing me how to cook things. She's a bit confusing, that minx.