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Thanks to the uterine invasion, my dreams are often super vivid, and they get into my hindbrain and stick for the whole day. Unfortunately, they are also frequently disturbing, upsetting, or otherwise just bad. A lot of the time, they are full-on anxiety parties, which is kind of funny since I feel like I am managing my anxiety pretty well - well you know, mostly - during the day. Last night's dreams are still making me kind of vaguely anxious and upset. But there was also a part about the ex-art teacher from my old school hunting me down in a grocery store (I threw groceries at her because, like in a video game, this would eventually deter her), which was VERY SCARY in the dream but in retrospect is sort of amusing.

Also from a post I started last night but sort of forgot about:


Am I wrong for being super jazzed about the fact that Aerie.com is having an 8 for $25 underwear sale? Oh wait no, I'm not - it's mostly because I am pregnant and want 8 more pairs of underwear in a size bigger than everything else I own. :) But is it wrong if one of them is a tuxedo thong? It's just so cute! It's a black tie affair in my pants!

Also, since I have seen pregnant ladies rocking the American Apparel lately, I went and looked at their website for a few minutes. I was very amused to see this little number (not really very safe for work, btw). They're not even pretending anymore! I like, also, that hot pink and white are "coming soon" - for all your strippertastic needs! A hot pink mesh dress with nothing under it is 100% what I am wearing this summer while megapregg0rz, yeah? ;)

Okay, I have VP stuff and other stuff to catch up on, no more dawdles. Someone please send me some brain bleach, though, the dreams are tainting my nice sunny morning!